A lady walked into a pet shop demanding
for a parrot.
The owner: "we have 2 kinds, one
repeats everything you say & the other
thinks for itself"
Lady:"I think I'll like the one that
thinks for itself"
The owner brought out her choice & told
her to quiz the parrot.
Lady: how do I look?
Parrot: like a prostitute
Lady: I won't buy it, this parrot is
rude!
The owner: pls lady just give me a
moment.....(walked towards the
backyard with the parrot. He dipped the
parrot into a bucket full of water &
warned the parrot, "if u're rude to that
lady one more time I will drown u in this
bucket". When the man came back to d
counter he told the lady now ask the
parrot anything you wish and I assure u
that he will be polite.
CONVERSATION
LADY: if I come home at night with a
man, what will u call this man?
PARROT: Your husband!
LADY: Good, what if I come home with
two men?
PARROT: Your husband & your in-law.
LADY: Good! Good!, what if I come
home with 3 men?
PARROT: Your husband, your inlaw &
your brother!
LADY: Goooooood!!! What if I come
home with 4 men?
PARROT: (looked back at the
owner)....and said "pls go and drown
me, I said it earlier that this woman is a
prostitute!!!